STupid people

[Fire demon]

Here is a list of ten things most all stupid people do by habit...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my zipper when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote and complain they are missing a show because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Tell me, what good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they and where do they live?

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything like it before. If it's an improvement, then there must have definitely been something before like it. So which is it?

8. When people say "life is short. " What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came already, why would I still be standing here, clown?

10. People who do not get jokes!


^^^ found that somewhere 8D